itstonedme's Journal

Sunday, January 16, 2011

1:33AM - Fandom Service Announcement

To all of those on my flist – and beyond – who have ever read a story by Abundantlyqueer and turned into a puddle of fannish goo, come visit her as she guests in an interview at [info]orlijah_month.

And on the topic of [info]orlijah_month more than a few old and new names and faces are showing up to play and gifting us with amazing little stories based on the ridiculously fun prompts we're posting. Come visit.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

7:13PM - Moving In

My Fics )

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

10:36PM - Ficlet, The News, Orlando Bloom/Eric Bana, G

Title: The News
Pairing: Orlando/Eric
Rating: G
Comment: Feeding on rumour...


The News

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

10:18PM - Fic, Camden Town, Orlijah FPS/RPS crossover AU, N-17

Title: Camden Town
Pairing: Casey Connor/Orlando Bloom
Rating: N-17
Words: 4728
Author's Notes: AU crossover fic. Casey post-aliens, on holiday in England. Casey Connor is not a virgin in this story, really not a virgin.
Warning Alas, there's not a whiff of Zeke in this story. This is instead a mashed Orlijah. Zeke will have to await another day.
Dedicated to: [info]tweedle_ and [info]lisabellex with whom I was so fortunate to share the eyebrow-raising moment in Camden Market when we glimpsed the lovely young man who inspired this tale.
Cross-posted: [info]fellow_shippers, [info]bloomwood_, [info]orlijah_month because feedback feeds my muse.


On a cloudy Saturday afternoon, Casey asks the bus driver

Friday, February 27, 2009

6:36PM - Fic, Elijah Unplugged, EW/OB, R

Title: Elijah Unplugged
Pairing: EW/OB, (VM/OB and VM/SB implied)
Rating: Mature for sexual situations and language
Comment: Crackish AU
Warning: Shameless product placement and literary theft homage.
Author's Note: Inspired by [info]stormatdusk who doesn't know how many laughs have resulted since she introduced me to this little item.
Cross-posted to: [info]bloomwood_ and [info]fellow_shippers


Nasal Irrigation and Other Things )

Current mood: cheerful

Sunday, January 18, 2009

12:18AM - Ficlet, Party Central, Orlijah, PG

Title: Party Central
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: PG for language and drug use
Disclaimer: Absolutely no basis in reality.
Comment: for Prompt 9 at [info]orlijah_month

Party )

12:01AM - Fic, Bring the Cup to My Lips with Greed, EW/OB, R



Title: Bring the Cup to My Lips with Greed
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: R
Length: 3136 words
Comment: Haremverse, the third episode in what originally had been planned as a pair of fics. Blame it on [info]orlijah_month and this.
Dedicated to: [info]msilverstar who had the great sense to be born the same month as Orlando and Elijah.

Elijah rests his neck against the cool marble )

Saturday, January 3, 2009

9:06PM - Drabbles to Fics, LOTR/Faculty, various pairings, G to N17

I have been neglecting my IJ friends and fic list, since I haven't been around for over six months now. In the spirit of the New Year and resolving new things, I promise to be here more often. I confess that I came here in pursuit of some very gifted writers and their very clever posts, and I've missed that. As catch-up, I'm posting a few fics and such for those of you still LOTRipping who may not have seen them over at That Other Journal and who may be interested.

The Orlijahs:
An interlude/sequel from my story The Beguilement.
A New Zealand period drabble, also untitled.

Ian-centric:
From a remix of a sandbox fic by Tweedle, a bordello period piece of 1930's England, with Orlando and a smidge of Elijah, PG, Bagnio Indio
More from the Beguilement universe, Ian and high-class rentboys Elijah and Dom, N17, The Digression

Casey/Zeke:
A little Faculty love and a Hallowe'en drabble, Full Moon

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

6:35PM - Snippet: Elijah's Secret, EW/OB, PG

Title: Elijah's Secret
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: PG for potty mouth and frilly things
Comment: Originally posted in honor of the remarkable [info]bandwench's birthday.

here for silliness

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

6:20PM - The Gilded Cage, Orlijah, N17

Title: The Gilded Cage
Author: [info]itstonedme
Pairing: EW/OB, IM
Rating: N-17
Setting: AU. An undetermined sultanate during the Middle Ages. Elijah is 18 and in servitude. Orlando is 24 and a sultan’s son.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Made up. Not true. Just mucking around.
Feedback: Always welcomed. .
Notes: Sequel to The Grains of Paradise

It is mid-morning..."

Friday, May 9, 2008

7:20PM - Fic: The Grains of Paradise, Orlijah, R

Title: The Grains of Paradise
Author: [info]itstonedme
Pairing: OB/EW
Rating: R
Setting: AU, as undetermined sultanate during the Middle Ages. Elijah is 18 and in servitude. Orlando is 24 and a sultan’s son.
Warning: Mild het

These are the harem rooms of the sultan's sons...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

6:50PM - Reunion II, Orlijah, R

Sometimes it feels kind of lonely, over here in IJ Land. But there are some Very Important Writers here whose stories I wouldn't miss for a heart beat.

This little bit of fun is the direct result of this, which can lead to sleep-deprivation on a massive scale.

Part One: Checking In

Saturday, December 15, 2007

12:39AM - Fic, The Beguilement, Orlijah, N17

Title: The Beguilement
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: N-17
Warning: Sex – lots – and soft drug use.

It’s been a productive day here in Amsterdam

Sunday, November 4, 2007

12:32AM - Snippets, various LOTR RPS, G to R

Treats given out for Hallowe'en 2007. Originally posted here and here.


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